There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The April '00 Lee Jr. | 1 |
| 2. | The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
| 3. | The October '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000