Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
Authorities suspicious of foul play in this case might want to look into the activities of a player named Byzantium.
(d) July 16th, 1999