Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
... Demi's Mom kicked the bucket. Yes, Virginia, there was a Santa Claus, but now you're both dead.
(d) July 2nd, 1998