Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
And then she died of heart failure
She coined the phrase "Famous for being famous", paving the way for the likes of Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. Thanks a pantload, you no-talent, do-nothing, money-grubbing, living-WAY-too-long nutjob.
(d) December 18th, 2016