This former defensive lineman for the Oilers and Seahawks succumbed to Lou Gehrig's disease, but was heard to remark that he did not consider himself one of the luckiest men on the face of the Earth.
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Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
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Now is one of those times.
(d) August 16th, 2019