He was the leader of Malawi. Tell you what: you FIND Malawi on a map, and we'll write a blurb for him. Good? Good.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The September '99 Lee Jr. | 1 |
| 2. | The June '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
| 3. | The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000