You know what is funny about this guy? Nothing. We swear. Nothing whatsoever. He had some comedy shows, but that doesn't help us. Nothing weird or interesting ever happened to him, and we can't even make fun of his name. Today SUCKS.
You want a miracle? How about the fact that the guy smoked cigars constantly from the time he was 15, and lived to be 94?
(d) November 25th, 2008