There once was an actress named Janet.
Now she's dead.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000