There once was an actress named Janet.
Now she's dead.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 53 |
| 2. | The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
| 3. | The October '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005