You were a fluke of the universe. You had no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Les Crane was never played in a game.
The jet plane carrying this golfer (he was the stupid-looking one with the knickers) took off from Florida headed for Dallas, and ended up crashing into South Dakota. That, folks, is a serious slice.
(d) October 25th, 1999