Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
Mike Royko was never played in a game.
We're not sure exactly what "shandling" is, but he's certainly not doing it any more.
(d) March 24th, 2016