OK, OK. We get that he owned hotels and department stores and "football" clubs, but would anyone know this dud if it son wasn't with Diana? We say no. But here we are.
Farted Open
Raped Often
Deaf Pen Rot
Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
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Patron Feed
Defeat Porn
Now is one of those times.
(d) August 16th, 2019