For years, his wit made him perfect For game shows and talk shows and roasts But now, TV's "Poet Laureate" Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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This pretty much puts the kibosh on that "Maneater" reunion tour.
(d) December 24th, 2004