He was Andre Agassi's brother-in-law. Somebody somewhere was robbing the cradle, that's just all there is to it.

Name
Pancho Gonzales
Birthday
May 9, 1928
Age
67
Died on
Monday, July 3rd, 1995
Famous
Confirmed
Monday, July 3rd, 1995
Pancho Gonzales
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Pancho Gonzales was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery

(d) January 30th, 2013