Astronaut Conrad has slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the face of God by wiping out on his motorcycle.
Pete Conrad was never played in a game.
Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.
(d) October 2nd, 1998