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Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
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Now is one of those times.
Americans love a winner. As a general rule, however, they are considerably less enamored with a 250-pound mass of lifeless flesh.
(d) September 22nd, 1999