Name
Salman Rushdie
Alive
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Confirmed
Wednesday, April 29th, 1998
Salman Rushdie
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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002