Proceeds from this year's Invitational will be put toward an all-expense paid skiing vacation for Senator Jesse Helms.
Sonny Bono was never played in a game.
He was the official Santa Claus to six U.S. Presidents, with 38 Santa outfits, and a year-round Yuletide display, and yet, no one ever questioned his sanity. Then, the very day after he ho-ho-hoed his last ...
(d) July 1st, 1998