As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
William Oliver Swofford was never played in a game.
He always claimed that the Devil made him do it, but in this case, the culprit was liver cancer.
(d) November 25th, 1998