Don Pescado-Just OLD

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Al Hirschfeld	January 20th, 2003	99
8	Fay Wray	August 8th, 2004	96
7	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
6	Elia Kazan	September 28th, 2003	94
5	Brooke Astor	August 13th, 2007	105
4	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
3	Max Schmeling	February 2nd, 2005	99
2	Sandra Dee	February 20th, 2005	62
1	Not Famous
29 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999