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This list was submitted by Tomtsled on Sunday, December 25th, 2005 at 8:54 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
9Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
8Don ZimmerJune 4th, 201483
7Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
6Red Auerbach October 28th, 200689
5Courtney LoveAlive56
4Not Famous 
3Diego MaradonaAlive?
2Maharishi YogiFebruary 5th, 200890
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000