This list was submitted by razorben on Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 at 12:27 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|9||Augusto Pinochet||December 10th, 2006||91|
|8||John Galbraith||April 29th, 2006||97|
|7||Milton Friedman||November 16th, 2006||94|
|6||Henry Heimlich||December 17th, 2016||96|
|5||Harry Morgan||December 7th, 2011||96|
|4||Michael DeBakey||July 11th, 2008||99|
|3||Maurice Sendak||May 8th, 2012||83|
|2||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|1||Brett Somers||September 15th, 2007||83|
|24 points||3 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003