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This list was submitted by razorben on Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 at 12:27 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
8John Galbraith April 29th, 200697
7Milton Friedman November 16th, 200694
6Henry HeimlichDecember 17th, 201696
5Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
4Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
3Maurice SendakMay 8th, 201283
2Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
1Brett SomersSeptember 15th, 200783
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003