This list was submitted by USER02217 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:07 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Claude Levi-Strauss||November 1st, 2009||100|
|9||Karl Malden||July 1st, 2009||97|
|8||Mitch Miller||July 31st, 2010||99|
|7||John Wooden||June 4th, 2010||99|
|6||Art Linkletter||May 26th, 2010||97|
|5||Miep Gies||January 11th, 2010||100|
|4||Ernest Borgnine||July 8th, 2012||95|
|3||Eli Wallach||June 24th, 2014||98|
|2||Tony Martin||July 30th, 2012||98|
|1||Jack LaLanne||January 23rd, 2011||96|
|19 points||2 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998