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This list was submitted by USER02217 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:07 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Claude Levi-Strauss November 1st, 2009100
9Karl Malden July 1st, 200997
8Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
7John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
6Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
5Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
4Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
3Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
2Tony MartinJuly 30th, 201298
1Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
19 points 2 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998