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This list was submitted by JustDie on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 3:40 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
9Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
8Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
7Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
6Kirk DouglasAlive101
5Tony MartinJuly 30th, 201298
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
2Olivia de HavillandAlive101
1Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998