This list was submitted by Jim on Friday, October 2nd, 1998 at 1:45 PM PDT for The October '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Roddy McDowall | October 3rd, 1998 | 70 |
| 9 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 8 | John Stanford | November 28th, 1998 | 60 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 5 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 4 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 3 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 2 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
| 1 | Jaleel White | Alive | ? |
| 18 points | 2 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999