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This list was submitted by littlejohn1954 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 5:12 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Die, Billy Graham, you asshole. Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
3Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
2Lawrence WalshMarch 19th, 2014102
1Dick CheneyAlive83
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998