This list was submitted by littlejohn1954 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 5:12 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Die, Billy Graham, you asshole. Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
5 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
4 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
3 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
2 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
1 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 83 |
16 points | 2 hits |
Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.
(d) October 2nd, 1998