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This list was submitted by Ignatius' Rubber Glove on Saturday, December 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
7Lawrence FerlinghettiAlive?
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
4Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
3Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
2Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
1Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
14 points 2 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002