Dead Fred list of Soon to be Dead

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This list was submitted by Dead Fred on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 1:47 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
8Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
5Patrick MacneeJune 25th, 201593
4Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
3Eydie Gorme August 10th, 201384
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003