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This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 9:32 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael SchumacherAlive49
9Not Famous 
8Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Mickey Rooney April 6th, 201493
5Nanette FabrayFebruary 22nd, 201897
4Sid Caesar February 12th, 201491
3Harry Dean StantonSeptember 15th, 201791
2Jayne MeadowsApril 26th, 201595
1Monty HallSeptember 30th, 201796
10 points 2 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014