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This list was submitted by tagembagem on Friday, February 21st, 2014 at 1:39 AM PST for The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Olivia de HavillandAlive102
5Bob DoleAlive94
4Francis CoppolaAlive?
3Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
2Angela LansburyAlive92
1Don PardoAugust 18th, 201496
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998