Casa De Los Muertos 2

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This list was submitted by Toe Tagged Luminary on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:14 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Mel BrooksAlive97
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4Martin LandauJuly 15th, 201789
3Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
2Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
1Little Jimmy Dickens January 2nd, 201594
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998