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This list was submitted by Skunkhair 2013 on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:32 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IIAlive93
9Sumner RedstoneAlive96
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
4Hugh DownsAlive99
3Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
2Not Famous 
1I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999