This list was submitted by The Shadow on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 1:45 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?
(d) May 29th, 2010