This list was submitted by PIxiaq on Monday, December 30th, 2019 at 8:30 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Cactus Bastards 2020 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
6 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
5 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
4 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
3 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
2 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 97 |
1 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
27 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021