This list was submitted by USER00074 on Tuesday, April 18th, 2000 at 5:58 PM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
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10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Captain Beefheart | December 17th, 2010 | 69 |
6 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
3 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999