This list was submitted by USER01263 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 11:19 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
6 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
5 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
4 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
3 | Sam Snead | May 23rd, 2002 | 89 |
2 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
1 | Julia Child | August 13th, 2004 | 91 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021