This list was submitted by Nurseboy on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 10:33 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Joel Siegel | June 29th, 2007 | 63 |
5 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Enos Slaughter | August 12th, 2002 | 86 |
2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
1 | Sunny von Bulow | December 6th, 2008 | 77 |
15 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998