Newest Stiffs:

  • Robert Conrad

    Robert Conrad · 89

    March 1st, 1930 — February 8th, 2020

    He recorded a song called Bye Bye Baby, acted in Wild Wild West and Baa Baa Black Sheep and is now busy working on his latest project, Bye Bye Bobby.

  • Orson Bean

    Orson Bean · 91

    July 22nd, 1928 — February 7th, 2020


  • Kirk Douglas

    Kirk Douglas · 103

    December 9th, 1916 — February 5th, 2020

    Now in a gunfight at the way, WAY less than OK Corral.

  • Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant · 41

    August 23rd, 1978 — January 26th, 2020

    Dude goes down in a helicopter with his daughter and you came here to see what nasty thing we write about him? What is WRONG with you?

    Just kidding. We couldn't think of anything.

  • Terry Jones

    Terry Jones · 77

    February 1st, 1942 — January 21st, 2020


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Rihanna

    Rihanna · 32

    (b) February 20th, 1988

  • Kurt Cobain

    Kurt Cobain

    would have been 53 today
    February 20th, 1967 — April 5th, 1994


  • Patty Hearst

    Patty Hearst · 66

    (b) February 20th, 1954

  • Randy California

    Randy California

    would have been 69 today
    February 20th, 1951 — January 2nd, 1997

    Fresh garbage.

  • Bobby Unser

    Bobby Unser · 86

    (b) February 20th, 1934

  • Sidney Poitier

    Sidney Poitier · 93

    (b) February 20th, 1927

  • Robert Altman

    Robert Altman

    would have been 95 today
    February 20th, 1925 — November 21st, 2006


  • Gloria Vanderbilt

    Gloria Vanderbilt

    would have been 96 today
    February 20th, 1924 — June 17th, 2019

    The only "Crime of the Century" is how this self-absorbed socialite got famous in the first place.

  • Tommy Henrich

    Tommy Henrich

    would have been 107 today
    February 20th, 1913 — December 1st, 2009

    Really old. Not reliable.

  • Ansel Adams

    Ansel Adams

    would have been 118 today
    February 20th, 1902 — April 22nd, 1984


Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Alexander Haig

    Alexander Haig · 85

    died 10 years ago today
    December 2nd, 1924 — February 20th, 2010

    No longer in control.

  • Curt Gowdy

    Curt Gowdy · 86

    died 14 years ago today
    July 31st, 1919 — February 20th, 2006

    Curt nailed her in one of the dugouts at Fenway.

  • John Raitt

    John Raitt · 88

    died 15 years ago today
    January 29th, 1917 — February 20th, 2005

    Are you ready for a thing called death?

  • Hunter S. Thompson

    Hunter S. Thompson · 67

    died 15 years ago today
    July 18th, 1937 — February 20th, 2005

    Looks like his loathing finally overcame his fear.

  • Sandra Dee

    Sandra Dee · 62

    died 15 years ago today
    April 23rd, 1942 — February 20th, 2005

    Gidget goes to Hell.

  • Bill Rigney

    Bill Rigney · 83

    died 19 years ago today
    January 29th, 1918 — February 20th, 2001

    He's with the angels now, which is very similar to being with the Angels, except the uniforms aren't as bad.

  • Gene Siskel

    Gene Siskel · 53

    died 21 years ago today
    January 26th, 1946 — February 20th, 1999

    Two thumbs down. Way down.

  • Chuck Humphrey

    Chuck Humphrey

    died 22 years ago today
    — February 20th, 1998

    Somebody's gonna have to explain this whole Heaven's Gate thing to us. Yeah, it's a pretty bad movie, but it couldn't possibly be as bad as Beaches, and you almost never hear about people killing themselves over that.

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(d) February 13th, 2002