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  • Christo

    Christo · 84

    June 13th, 1935 — May 31st, 2020

    Wrapped up.


  • Fred Willard

    Fred Willard · 86

    September 18th, 1933 — May 15th, 2020

    He said he was born in 1939, but census records (and his daughter) say he was born in 1933. So your beloved comedian was a liar.


  • Jerry Stiller

    Jerry Stiller · 92

    June 8th, 1927 — May 11th, 2020

    The 2020 Airing of Grievances will not be postponed in his honor.


  • Little Richard

    Little Richard · 87

    December 5th, 1932 — May 9th, 2020

    From the early, early mornin' till the early, early night
    The embalmer dealin' with this hairdo gonna say it still ain't right.


  • Roy Horn

    Roy Horn · 75

    October 3rd, 1944 — May 8th, 2020

    He always blamed himself for getting mauled onstage by a tiger. In his defense, everyone else blamed him, too.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Russell Brand

    Russell Brand · 45

    (b) June 4th, 1975


  • Freddy Fender

    Freddy Fender

    would have been 83 today
    June 4th, 1937 — October 14th, 2006

    Wasted days and wasted nights.

  • John Barrymore

    John Barrymore

    would have been 88 today
    June 4th, 1932 — November 29th, 2004

    Sounds like the past tense, doesn't it?

  • Tofilau Alesana

    Tofilau Alesana

    would have been 96 today
    June 4th, 1924 — March 19th, 1999

    Gesundheit.

  • Dennis Weaver

    Dennis Weaver

    would have been 96 today
    June 4th, 1924 — February 24th, 2006

    And McCloud used to take her to swing parties out on the high chaparral.

  • Dorothy Rodham

    Dorothy Rodham

    would have been 101 today
    June 4th, 1919 — November 1st, 2011

    Aside from being Hillary's mom, she was - wait. Why is this chick famous again?

  • Howard Metzenbaum

    Howard Metzenbaum

    would have been 103 today
    June 4th, 1917 — March 12th, 2008

    The storied Ohio legislator was known on Capitol Hill as "Senator No" and "Headline Howard," while at home, they called him "Butt-Face."

  • Robert Merrill

    Robert Merrill

    would have been 103 today
    June 4th, 1917 — October 23rd, 2004

    We thought it was the fat LADY who was suposed to sing.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Don Zimmer

    Don Zimmer · 83

    died 6 years ago today
    January 17th, 1931 — June 4th, 2014

    He had what they call a "baseball mind," which is another way of saying that he had a plate in his head and a double-digit IQ.

  • Lawrence Eagleburger

    Lawrence Eagleburger · 80

    died 9 years ago today
    August 1st, 1930 — June 4th, 2011

    Tastes just like chicken.

  • John Wooden

    John Wooden · 99

    died 10 years ago today
    October 14th, 1910 — June 4th, 2010

    The commissioner attended UCLA. But we'll try and write something mean anyway. He was a terrible surfer.

  • Shooby Taylor

    Shooby Taylor · 73

    died 17 years ago today
    September 19th, 1929 — June 4th, 2003

    They called him "The Human Horn". Insert joke about getting blown here.

  • John Hartford

    John Hartford · 63

    died 19 years ago today
    December 30th, 1937 — June 4th, 2001

    O brother, where art thou?

  • Zachary Fisher

    Zachary Fisher · 88

    died 21 years ago today
    September 26th, 1910 — June 4th, 1999

    He was a noted philanthropist, which we guess is what you do when you're really rich and really talentless.

  • Shirley Povich

    Shirley Povich · 92

    died 22 years ago today
    July 15th, 1905 — June 4th, 1998

    He was Maury's father, and he wrote for the Washington Post for more than 70 years, but that didn't stop him from being listed in 1962's Who's Who Of American Women. This guy got around.

  • Ronnie Lane

    Ronnie Lane · 51

    died 23 years ago today
    April 1st, 1946 — June 4th, 1997

    There are but two Small Faces left.

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